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"Eczema is a skin condition, your highness. Letting loose the hounds won't make it any better."
"You really need some sun."
'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'
"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
Tags:sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, beach, beaches, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, skin cancer, skin cancers, cancer, cancers, cancerous, disease, diseases, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, beach chair, beach chairs, unhelpful, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nags, nagging, sun cream, suncream, sun-cream
'I knew it was a rash decision, but I went with it anyway.'
'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'
'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
The first Dermatologist.
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'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'
'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'
'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'
"Highly unusual. It seems to be a side of fries."
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Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
"I can see it from here."
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
'Why are you scratching yourself?'
"I keep telling them to use sunblock."
Tags:life guard, life guards, sunblock, sunscreen, sunscreens, sun protection, pile of ash, piles of ash, pillar of salt, pillars of salt, sodom, gomorrah, burn, burns, burning, lifeguard, lifeguards, medical advice, uv ray, uv rays, harm, harms, harmful, skin cancer, skin cancers, skin damage, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, bright sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sun cream, suncream, skin protection
Dr Harris Dermatologist: 'Rash Decisions Made Here Daily.'
'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'
'I'm afraid your baldness is a result of your hairitage.'
"That one, I think, is a liver spot."
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