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"Eczema is a skin condition, your highness. Letting loose the hounds won't make it any better."
"You really need some sun."
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
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'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'
"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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Pearson, I Smell Something Burning
'I knew it was a rash decision, but I went with it anyway.'
'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'
'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'
'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'
'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'
Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
"I can see it from here."
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'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'
'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'
Sunscreen & After-sun soother
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'Why are you scratching yourself?'