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"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."
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"Saperlipopette! Nos ancetres descendent du canard!"
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"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"
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"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"
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A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.
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Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
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"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."
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"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."
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'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'
"If Australians are descended from Englishmen, then why are there still Englishmen?"
'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'
'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'
Monkey House: "There is just no way that they could have descended from us."
The apple that fell pretty darned far from the tree.
'When you live 900 years, you find that your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren never come to visit.'
'My grandpa was a Pole.'
'A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Aunt Mary's married one of them.'
'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'
'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away
'I just wanted to hear about him - I didn't want to see him!'
'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'
'They're descended from us so we're partially to blame for climate change.'