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"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'
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internet, web, website, web site, on line, genealogy, relative, relatives, descendent, descendents, descendant, descendants, family tree, ancestors, ancestry, ancestor, throne, royal, royalty, heirMonkey House: "There is just no way that they could have descended from us."
'When you live 900 years, you find that your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren never come to visit.'
'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'
'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away
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