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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'You have a friend request.'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
Desert Island Game
Tags:maroon, marooned, at sea, lost at sea, desert, desert island, island, islands, stereotype, visual gag, game, games, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, whack, mole, whack a, mallet, hammer, castaway, castaways, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, entertained, entertainment, fun and games, classic game, classic games
The next few years would be very litigious,
"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."
"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."
Tags:money, money bag, money bags, offshore, offshore banking, offshore bank, offshore banks, out of circulation, circulation, currency circulation, money circulation, cayman islands, desert island, desert islands, rich, wealthy, loaded, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax avoiders
A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirt, shirt design, shirt designs, pattern, patterns, patterned, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, go together, goes together, going together, clash, clashes, clashing, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, airplane, airplanes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
Bob's revelation that the key to putting things in proper perspective is timing...
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
Helpful Paperclip Island
Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Why? Did you want one?"
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
The Desert Island Package
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, palm tree, palm trees, tourist, tourists, tourism, pictures, photographs, cruises, cruise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tour, tours, holiday package, holiday packages, vacation package, vacation packages, all inclusive, ship, ships, boat, boats, activity, activities, holiday checklist, checklists, bucket list, travel, travelling, traveling, explore, exploring
"Well at least our Fridays will be fun from now on!"
Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only
Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub
Tags:bath, baths, bathtime, bath time, bath tub, bath tubs, bathtub, bathtubs, taking a bath, bathing, washing, bather, bathers, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, tiny person, tiny people, tiny human, tiny humans, human, humans, person, people, small, miniature, large, big, giant, giants, staring, looking, unusual, strange, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags
'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'