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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'You have a friend request.'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
The next few years would be very litigious,
"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."
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A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirt, shirt design, shirt designs, pattern, patterns, patterned, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, go together, goes together, going together, clash, clashes, clashing, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, airplane, airplanes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
Bob's revelation that the key to putting things in proper perspective is timing...
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
Helpful Paperclip Island
"Why? Did you want one?"
The Desert Island Package
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, palm tree, palm trees, tourist, tourists, tourism, pictures, photographs, cruises, cruise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tour, tours, holiday package, holiday packages, vacation package, vacation packages, all inclusive, ship, ships, boat, boats, activity, activities, holiday checklist, checklists, bucket list, travel, travelling, traveling, explore, exploring
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, rescue, rescues, rescue attempt, rescue attempts, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, condition red, sos, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, so near yet so far, failure, failures, false hope, modern life, anxiety
Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub
Tags:bath, baths, bathtime, bath time, bath tub, bath tubs, bathtub, bathtubs, taking a bath, bathing, washing, bather, bathers, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, tiny person, tiny people, tiny human, tiny humans, human, humans, person, people, small, miniature, large, big, giant, giants, staring, looking, unusual, strange, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags
'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
A shipwrecked man dreams of wealth
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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