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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
"First post in four years and it's an advertisement for an island holiday!"
"Just what I need...!"
Desert Isle CCTV
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"We're shipwrecked, stranded on this desert island, then to make matters worse for you...I'm a lesbian!"
Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.
'...And that's about it- how was your day?'
"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"
"Did you include a reminder about recycling in that bottle?"
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Arbitrageur in Exile
"Well, you tell Marge in accounting that I'm on hiatus, and probably will be for some time."
"Frankly, I always thought that it was just a matter of time."
Castaway flooded off of desert island.
"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."
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'Gee, like I never saw THAT coming.'
Mariachis on desert island
'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'
'I see land!'
'Flash mob-medley of hits from South Pacific-4:00-pass it on.'
"Well, it was worth a try."
"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."
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"We're pre-approved for a credit card."
"You don't either have a previous engagement!"
"No, Fred. It's your turn to buy the car."