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'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
"Why? Did you want one?"
"Hey! Guess what?. . ."
'Don't worry. I'm a church pastor. First little problem, and they'll find me.'
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"I spy something blue."
"Would it kill you to compost?"
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We're gonna need a bigger goat...
Man on desert island points a remote controller at the sunset.
"You really should come up, there's a splendid view of the ocean!"
'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'
"Yes Sir! I have just shipped your order."
"First post in four years and it's an advertisement for an island holiday!"
Man on desert island hangs Christmas stocking on palm tree
"Is the war on inflation over yet?"
Desert Isle CCTV
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"Just what I need...!"
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"I'm starting to think that no one else is coming."
"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."
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"It's from Cyprus -- They need our help."
'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
Palm tree on desert island dreams of Hollywood.