Deserts Cartoons and Comics

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"A ship!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Face it - we're lost."

Cash Machine

A man walks through the desert on a landline.

The Power of Advertising

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

"Wah Wah…."

"Travellin' through?"

"Why don't you just sign for both of us."

A cactus dances with a disco ball sun overhead.

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"A twist...a twist..."

"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"