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"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, talking cats, talking cat, office, dreams, goals, dream, goal, investment, investments, investing, ambition, ambitions, desire, desires, aspiration, aspirations, success, successes, successful, cats in suits, life goals, meeting, business meeting, interview, job interview, job interviews, interviews, greedy, greed
The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Tags:partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.
Tags:desire, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, branding, product, products, product branding, product names, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tactics, advertising, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, ketchup, ketchup, motor oil, merchandise, merchandising, product line, product lines
"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, money, finances, afford, unaffordable, expensive, desire, desires, wish, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, businessman, businessmen, buying a house, buying a home, rich, wealthy
"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
Tags:job, jobs, job offer, job offers, desire, desires, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, lazy, laziness, position, positions, want, wants, need, needs, new perspective, new perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, hr department, human resources, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers
"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
Tags:conjunctivitis, pink eye, diagnosis, diagnoses, eye, eyes, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, infection, infections, poet, poets, poetry, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, attractive, attraction, attractions, twin pools, desire, desires
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. No intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Tags:satan, the devil, devil, devils, demon, demons, lucifer, devil horns, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, president of america, president, wish, desire, protestation, prostest too much, devils lies, lies, lying, lier, liers, good vs. evil, evil, guilty, innocent, innocence, appearance of innocence
Rhode Island School of Desire
Tags:love, lover, lovers, romance, romantic, desire, desirable, desired, lust, passion, passionate, date, dates, dating, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, uni, university, universities, college, colleges, school, schools, education
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, parrot, parrots, wish, wishes, desire, desires, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, career, family, polly want a cracker, stereotype, stereotypes, couple, couples, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender stereotyping, goal, goals, life goal, life goals
"My wife understands me."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
Tags:save up, saves up, saving up, save money, saves money, saving money, spender, spenders, spending, savings, savings account, saving accounts, want, wants, desire, desires, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, wastrel, wastrels, loser, losers, broke, spend money, spends money, spending money
While he appreciated Karen's desire to help, Roger let her know that pointing out areas he had missed was unnecessary.
"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
Tags:graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, diploma, diplomas, certificate, certificates, ceremony, ceremonies, commencement, commencements, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, dream, dreams, goal, goals, childhood dream, future career, future job, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, aim, aims, ambition, desire, desires, wish, wishes, parental pressure, parental influence, parental wishes, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, family, families, young adult, young adults, modern life, aspiration, aspirations, future aspirations, dream job, new grad, new graduate, new grads, new graduates, family issues, family problems, expectations
"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."
'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
Cow dreams of being on the other side of the fence.
"May I write a poem about you?"
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'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'
'A raise might destroy their initiative. The good old carrot and stick bonus keeps them focused.'
'They all said get it while you can so I got it when I could and now that I have it I don't want it anymore.'