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"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Tags:partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating
The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, money, finances, afford, unaffordable, expensive, desire, desires, wish, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, businessman, businessmen, buying a house, buying a home, rich, wealthy
"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
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"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
Tags:conjunctivitis, pink eye, diagnosis, diagnoses, eye, eyes, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, infection, infections, poet, poets, poetry, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, attractive, attraction, attractions, twin pools, desire, desires
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, parrot, parrots, wish, wishes, desire, desires, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, career, family, polly want a cracker, stereotype, stereotypes, couple, couples, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, goal, goals, life goal, life goals
"My wife understands me."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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While he appreciated Karen's desire to help, Roger let her know that pointing out areas he had missed was unnecessary.
"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
Tags:graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, diploma, diplomas, certificate, certificates, ceremony, ceremonies, commencement, commencements, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, dream, dreams, goal, goals, childhood dream, future career, future job, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, aim, aims, ambition, desire, desires, wish, wishes, parental pressure, parental influence, parental wishes, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, family, families, young adults, modern life, aspiration, aspirations, future aspirations, dream job, new grad, new graduate, new grads, new graduates, family issues, family problems, expectations
"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."
"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."
'Forget it dude. She's way out of your tank.'
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'
A Buddhist monk dreams of chairs
"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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"Finished my vision board."
'He loves me, he loves me not...'
Tags:love, in love, monogamy, polyamory, polyamorous, valentine, valentines day, st valentine, relation, relationship, gender differences, desires, relationship, differing goals, different desires, girls, boys, men and women, what women want, what men want, dating, dates, serial dating, psychology of relationships
What he really hoped to be someday was a TV news anchor.
'Why are they called the opposite sex?'