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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
Religion and technology.
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'
'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'
My mother, the PC.
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"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."
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Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.
Very old fashioned computer.
He still refuses to upgrade.
'You won't find a better system for under $20.'
"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"
"You don't talk much, do you?"
Hipster trend headquarters
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"He's a pointer...and a clicker."
'I know we said we'd get you a laptop, but this will have to do until business improves!'
'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."
'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'