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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."
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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'
My mother, the PC.
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, game, games, computer, game, computer games, gaming, gamer, gamers, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, teen, teens, teenager, desktop, desktops, computer desktop, .computer desktops, lazy, laziness, messy, messy
After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!
"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."
Tags:desktop, desktops, desk top, desk tops, desk-top, desk-tops, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills, trash, trash can, trash cans
Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.
Very old fashioned computer.
He still refuses to upgrade.
'You won't find a better system for under $20.'
"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"
'And if you're the kind of person who doesn't like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses...'
Different tech devices by generation.
Tags:generations, generational differences, generation difference, generation gap, generation gaps, technological advances, technological advancements, old age, youth, families, family, computers, mobile devices, laptops, desktops, tablets, abacus, tech, technology, technologies, moore's law, computing power
"You don't talk much, do you?"
'I know we said we'd get you a laptop, but this will have to do until business improves!'
"He's a pointer...and a clicker."