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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'
My mother, the PC.
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After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!
Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.
Very old fashioned computer.
He still refuses to upgrade.
'You won't find a better system for under $20.'
"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"
'And if you're the kind of person who doesn't like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses...'
Different tech devices by generation.
Tags:generations, generational differences, generation difference, generation gap, generation gaps, technological advances, technological advancements, old age, youth, families, family, computers, mobile devices, laptops, desktops, tablets, abacus, tech, technology, technologies, moore's law, computing power
"You don't talk much, do you?"
'I know we said we'd get you a laptop, but this will have to do until business improves!'
"He's a pointer...and a clicker."
'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'
"...If you're still having difficulty with your connection...say 'yes'..."
Tags:helpline, helplines, call line, call lines, automated message, automated messages, answering machine, answering machines, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, customer helpline, customer services, customer support, computer, computers, desktop, desktops, technical support, it support, technician, technicians, tech, techs