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'Are you through with the Financial Section?'
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here (If you have already abandoned all hope please disregard this notice.)
"The endless string of budget cuts are making things impossible. It's the worst part of this job. Having to spread so much time with people at the very end of their tether...people with no hope, no optimism for the future...people in a state of despair! A
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"Everybody else's problems are better than mine."
A therapist joins his patient on the couch.
'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"
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'Travel really opens the mind...I'd never seen such despair, such desperation, people who've lost ALL hope...and that was just at Heathrow!'
'I'd give an arm and a leg to get my other arm and leg back.'
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Boss out of work.
'Need... Skin moisturizer...'
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'It's got to be a mirage.'
Moments before Neville found his meaning,
"Don't cry, honey. Hillary Clinton can still be president...of a school board or rotary club or even a fan club."
Failed superhero. Now everyone wants avatars.
'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'
Man on desert island tells cruise ship to bugger off after finding out Trump was elected.
'I'm willing to pay a hiring bonus to anyone who will hire me.'