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'Why don't you come home and cook something, and we'll bring you back!'
'You'll have to forgive my wife.. this is the longest she's ever been on a diet.'
'I'm sorry, I only date other engines. Maybe a caboose if I were desperate . . . but a boxcar?! Please!'
"Looks too desperate."
'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'
Best if married by 7-19-09,
'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'
Woman looking for a partner.
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'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.'
'We need to strike the right tone between asking and deperately pleading in our alumni solicitation letters.'
'What's our policy on begging for sales?'
Failed superhero. Now everyone wants avatars.
Barbecue in the snow.
'We're sorry, but without the crushing burden of student debt, you lack the desperation that guarantees company loyalty.'
'I didn't say you are deep. I said bottom of the barrel.'
'I live a life of quiet desperation - Why can't YOU?'
The Out of Order Love Machine.
'I'm living a life of desperation, but with teenagers, it's anything but quiet.'
'Desperate times call for desperate politicians!'
'My nephew suggest that we beg Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny to solve the crisis. Childish, eh? Would you please find out these guys' phone numbers?'
'Please take this flyer.'
'Sorry to keep you waiting - Would Sir like some gravy to go with that menu?'
'I hear you people are desperate for accountants.'