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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
"How would Sire like his heretic: rare, medium or well done?"
'From this day on, we live in a true democracy. The voters have spoken, and the muttonchops must go.'
"People are to call me simply Attila. 'The Hun' smacks of ethnic profiling."
'Sorry about the oppression and the despotism, folks, but it's all part of my plan to return government to the people.'
'I'd say political satire is not your forte.'
"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."
"Hi there. I'm the leatherbound personal organiser you won in the mock the monarch contest."
"The King regrets he will be unable to attend your execution, but he would like you to know that he shares your pain."
The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills
Dictatorship draws a smile on a political prisoners gag.