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'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'
Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'
"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."
"Can you folks handle firearms?"
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel, travels, traveller, travellers, travelling, agency, agencies, travel agency, travel agencies, firearm, firearms, handle, handles, handling, destination, destinations, holiday destination, holiday destinations, dangerous, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, experience, experienced, personal protection, protect, protects, protecting
"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
Tags:beach vacation, beach vacations, informational cruise, informational cruises, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, travels, cruise, cruises, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel company, travel agent, relax, relaxing, relaxation, time off, me time, adventure, adventures, destination, destinations, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married
"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
Tags:journey, journeys, destination, destinations, lost luggage, lost baggage, baggage claim, baggage claims, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, run-around, giving the runaround, excuse, excuses, cliche, cliches, life, life philosophy, life philosophies, irrelevant, irrelevance, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).
Tags:traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, stuck in traffic, schadenfreude, lucky, lucky, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, counter commute, counter-commute, rush hour, rush-hour, rush hour traffic, rush-hour traffic, against the tide, self satisfaction, self-satisfaction, destination, destinations
"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."
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'Are we there Yeti?'
"We want to go someplace were we won't be hunted down and shot like dogs."
Tags:holiday, holidays, destination, destinations, vacation, vacations, travel agency, travel agencies, travel agent, travel agents, hunt, hunts, hunting, shoot, shoots, shot, dog, dogs, absurd, absurdity, safe, safety, location, locations, feel oppression, fleeing oppression, tourist, tourists, gun law, gun laws, corrupt, corruption, corrupt government, corrupt governments, relax, relaxes, relaxing, relaxation
'You have reached your destination.'
"Sure, this is idyllic, but there are fundamental problems here that are not being addressed."
Tags:idyllic, racism, neocolonial, colony, colonies, colonist, colonists, imperial, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, tourist, tourist spot, tourist spots, tourism, tourists, destination, destinations, racial inequality, divide, divides, division, divisions, class difference, class differences, resort, resorts, server, servers, servant, servants
Tags:leisure, travel, travels, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourism, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinates, destination, destinations, hobby, hobbies, internet, explore, exploring, online, on-line, the web, dream, dreaming, daydream, daydreams, daydreamed, daydreaming, leisure
"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"
"Hooray! The last of the summer people!"
Tags:summer people, summer, summer holiday, summer holidays, tourist, tourist trap, tourist traps, goose, geese, migrate, migrates, migrating, migration, bird, birds, seasonal, summer home, summer homes, destination, destinations, travel destination, travel destinations, marsh, marshes, marshy, landscape, landscapes, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances, beaver, beavers
Where "harrumph" went to die.
"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."
Tags:ritual, rituals, ritual sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human, volcano, volcanic, volcano sacrifice, volcanic sacrifice, ancient times, ancient, religious, religion, religion, religious sacrifice, profit, profitability, profits, business change, change in business, sales, sales pitch, pitches, sales pitches, wedding, destination, weddings, destinations, destination weddings, modern world, modern life, modernity, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing
"Detour: New Normal."
Tags:road, roads, road sign, road signs, direct, directing, directions, destination, destinations, detour, detours, diversion, divert, diverts, diverting, car, cars, journey, journeys, landslide, rubble, rocks, obstructing, obstruction, new normal, the new normal, disaster, disasters, avert, averting, lifestyle, lifestyles, change, changes, changing, route, routes
'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'
"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"
"Take me to your martini bar!"
Tags:alien, aliens, space ship, space ships, ufo, unidentified flying object, space craft, space crafts, land, lands, landing, demand, demands, demanding, earth, destination, destinations, martini, martini bar, bar, bars, martinis, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, take me, lead me, lead, leads, leading, scared, scary, threaten, threatens, threatening