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Slammer on the Spot
"Step away from the teddy bear."
"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."
"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."
"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."
'Excuse me - any news of my rehabilitation programme?'
"Don't wait supper for me, Mom. I'll be detained."
"I'm waiting for an idea whose time has come, but apparently it's been detained."
'Me? I'm doing 5-10 for eating homework.'
'Me? Just a cartoon character caught up in another damn cliche.'
'Time I was off, Percy - I don't want to take up too much of your time!'
Puigdemont arrested in Germany