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Slammer on the Spot
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'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'
"Step away from the teddy bear."
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'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'
"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."
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"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'
'I got a detention for not wearing exactly the right uniform for my 'encouraging diversity' lessons.'
"This can't be constitutional."
'You'll have to let Billy go out and play. You forgot to mirandize him.'
"You'd think a teacher shortage would make it easier to get away with stuff."
Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'
What teachers want to say.
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'This is called detention... it's not a hostage situation.'
It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.
'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'
"The parent company feels you're slacking off so they want you to take a time out."
"I must not be lazy".
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'Would you prefer to make a phone call or update your Facebook status?'
'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'
Boy uses a mask in detention so he can read a comic.
Sign in Principals Office: Please Wait To Be Yelled At. Thank You.
"Son, your teacher tells me you have sinned."
"You were able to get out of fifth period study hall duty, weren't you?"
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Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'