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'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'
'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'
'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."
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"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'
"This can't be constitutional."
"You'd think a teacher shortage would make it easier to get away with stuff."
'You'll have to let Billy go out and play. You forgot to mirandize him.'
Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'
What teachers want to say.
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It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.
'This is called detention... it's not a hostage situation.'
'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'
"The parent company feels you're slacking off so they want you to take a time out."
"I must not be lazy".
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'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'
Boy uses a mask in detention so he can read a comic.
Sign in Principals Office: Please Wait To Be Yelled At. Thank You.
"Son, your teacher tells me you have sinned."
Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'
"You were able to get out of fifth period study hall duty, weren't you?"
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"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?"
"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'
Tags:e-cigarettes, e-cigarette, vapes, vaping, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, bike shed, bike sheds, electronic bike, electronic bikes, electric bike, electric bikes, replacement, replacements, school, detention, detentions, schoolboy, school boy, school boys, schoolboys, generation gap, generation gaps, millennial, millennials
I must never post links to nude pictures of my teacher. I must never post links....