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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!
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"This detergent sucks."
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"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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"Laundry - the great leveller."
'The directions said to use two capfuls.'
"I use Serf."
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"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."
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"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'
'I got you the huge warehouse size detergent. I know it's heavy, but just wake me up and I'll pour it in the washer for you.' 'My man. So big, so strong, so helpful.'
"It's worse than salty - it tastes like detergent."
"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"
'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'
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'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
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"Mum how do you wash your tongue?"
'Maybe if we filter the water through this cloth. . . Not bad. Now let's make one to get rid of the detergents.'
"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"
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'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Clean *Editors note: Do not drink Mr. Clean.
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"Of course Sir, it works wonders on blood stains..."
'A lot of detergents down here - everything tastes funny, but we've never been cleaner.'