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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"This detergent sucks."
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"I use Serf."
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"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."
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'I got you the huge warehouse size detergent. I know it's heavy, but just wake me up and I'll pour it in the washer for you.' 'My man. So big, so strong, so helpful.'
'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'
"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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"It's worse than salty - it tastes like detergent."
"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"
'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'
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'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
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'Maybe if we filter the water through this cloth. . . Not bad. Now let's make one to get rid of the detergents.'
"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"
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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Clean *Editors note: Do not drink Mr. Clean.
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"Of course Sir, it works wonders on blood stains..."
'A lot of detergents down here - everything tastes funny, but we've never been cleaner.'
'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'
'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'
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'Oh dear. My new and improved detergent didn't get out blood stains as advertised.'
'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'
'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'
'Dang. I bet that stains.'