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"you can feel secure knowing that you have your own personal deterrent?"
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He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,
"We could abduct him - but I don't think we'd get a word in edgeways..."
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Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants
"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."
Who says crash diets don't work?
To promote family values, I propose we establish a 'marriage-breakup tax!'
"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."
"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'
Scarecrow for hanging bird houses
Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.
"The quickest way to spot young people drinking is to tell 'em there's broccoli in it."
Beware of the Dog
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I think itï¿½s a dummy chart to stop us from asking for a rise.
"Oh that, it's a cat-deterrent: Seems to work..."
'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'
How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen
"On this model there's a sensory device that prevents you from starting, unless your seat belts are fastened and your HP repayments are up to date."
"Still mad at me?"
'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'
'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'