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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
"I feel a draft."
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
Tags:hell, underworld, devil, devils, devilish, satan, satanic, death, dead, music, musicians, communicate, communication, communicating, communicates, dishonest, dishonesty, ethical, ethics, ethic, moral, morals, morality, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, lip-synch, lip-synching, lipsynch, lipsynching
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
Tags:devil, devils, angel, angels, conscience, consciences, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, innocent, innocence, guilt, guilty, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, tax return, tax returns, income tax, income taxes, tax extension, tax extensions, taxation, trump presidency, american politics
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
Tags:religion, religious, god, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, praying, prayer, prayers, plague, plagues, weather, apocalypse, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, prophet, prophets, love, romance, soulmate, soulmates, holy book, bible, bibles, biblical, devil, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, game, games, social media, social networking, social network, social networks
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
"Hmm, what would Satan do?"
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, temptations, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addictive, addiction, addictions, addictive behaviour, addictive behaviours, snake, snakes, lucifer, the devil, devil, devils
'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
"I'm not sure if he's in - hold on while I pike around."
"So much for your attorneys."
'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
Tags:flatpack furniture, flatpack, flatpacks, furniture, furnitures, priest, priests, exorcism, exorcist, exorcists, futon, futons, instruction booklet, instruction guide, instructions, minister, ministers, preacher, preachers, demon, demons, possession, possessions, devil, devils, haunting, hauntings, haunted
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
"Damn, I think I ate Plan B."
Tags:plan b, plan bs, backup plan, backup plans, back-up plan, back-up plans, corporate greed, dragon, dragons, devil, devils, forked tail, forked tails, businessmen, businessman, businessmen, businessman, fat cat, fat cats, corporate culture, business plan, business plans, strategy meeting, strategy meetings
Performance reviews in Hell.