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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
"Soon, my little friend, soon."
"I feel a draft."
The Devil's Workshop
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"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
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"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
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"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
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"Hmm, what would Satan do?"
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
"I hate what we've become."
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'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'
"Damn, I think I ate Plan B."
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"I'm not sure if he's in - hold on while I pike around."
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
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'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'
"So much for your attorneys."
Pollyanna in Hell.