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"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
Evolution of man and fouling dog.
Tags:evolve, evolving, evolution, species, specie, man, men, ape, apes, homo, homosapien, homosapiens, natural selection, dickens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, dog foul, dog fouling, dog poo, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, mans best friend, dog walk, dog walks, clean, cleaning, cleaning up after the dog, devolve, devolves, devolving, regress, regressing, regression, backwards, wrong direction
Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
Tags:road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, fall out, falls out, falling out, discussion, discussions, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, family trip, family trips, cooped up, family dysfunction, dysfunctional families, road sign, road signs, highway, highways, long distance drive, long distance drives, prediction, predictions
"Evolution helped us to store body fat so that we wouldn't starve before the pizza was ready."
Tags:weight, fat, obese, obesity, diet, diets, dieting, obesity epidemic, food, fatness, dieting, nurse, patient, nutrition, nutritionist, dietitian, dietitians, lose weight, losing weight, weight loss, overweight, fat shame, fat shames, pizza, pizzas, microwave pizza, microwave pizzas, evolution, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, evolve, evolves, evolving
The ascent of man.
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, chart, charts, charting, charted, evolution of man, evolution of mankind, man, mankind, human, humans, human evolution, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolved, lazy, laziness, modern man, modern men, modern times, modern life, modernity, sloth, slovenly, lethargic, lethargy, fat, fatness, obesity, obesity rate, obesity rates
"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."
Evolution of Chair
Tags:evolution, evolving, evolved, transformation, transforming, transformed, change, changing, changed, lazy, laziness, growth, progression, digress, digression, slowed progress, natural process, nature, primitive, backward, backwards, backward evolution, couch potato, easy life, easier life, simple life, simpler life, evolutionist, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, march of progress
The Crummiest Generation
Tags:the greatest generation, world war ii, world war ii veteran, wwii, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, the worst generation, generation, generations, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, cultural decline, cultural declines, decline, declines, devolve, devolves, devolution
'What are you watching? . . . I swear I can see you brow lowering and your brain getting smaller from here.'
Tags:devolve, devolving, devolution, devolves, devolved, intelligence, iq, iqs, sports fan, sports fans, sports show, sports shows, football, footballs, football fan, football fans, male, males, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fanatic, fanatics, brain, brains, brainpower, brain power, real life adventures
"The chef apologizes. Your breakfast has devolved from a crepe to an omelet to a breakfast burrito.
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, omelet, omelets, omelette, omelettes, crepe, crepes, burrito, burritos, breakfast burrito, breakfast burritos, evolve, evolves, devolve, devolves, devolution, eating out, diminished expectations, cooking, cooking mistake, cooking mistakes, cooking screw up, cooking screw ups, cooking screw-up, cooking screw-ups, covering your mistake, covering your error, covering mistakes, covering errors
Boris Johnson's Devolution
"This is so stupid...why would Smiley go on a date with me?"
"This is the best reality show ever!"
Tags:baldo, reality show, reality shows, presidential election, presidential elections, election, elections, clownshow, clown show, politician, politicians, fatcat, fat cat, fatcats, fat cats, reality television, insult, insults, insulting, defame, defames, defaming, bum, bums, new jersey, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, cultural degradation, devolve, devolves, devolving
"Ahh!! What are these people waiting for?!! Don't they know we've had this story ready for weeks?!!"
"All you plant-loving sissies can leave the room while we show you some big, juicy hamburgers!"
"They're livestreaming Trump vs. Pelosi!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, debate, debates, debating, impeach, impeaches, impeachment, congress, pelosi, nancy pelosi, speaker of the house, speaker, namecalling, childish, childishness, devolve, devolves, devolving, political debate, political debates, intelligence, devolution, politician, politicians, us congress, political divide, political division, political divisions, polarization, political polarization, democrat, democrats, democratic party, republican, republican party, gop