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"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"
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"How can you just sit there like that, knowing social networks might wither and die without you?"
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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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"You have Obama mania."
"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."
Little League Umbrellas
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'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
"Well, we've kept our own counsel and done pretty well for ourselves, haven't we?"
Tags:dogs, pets, real estate, couple, couples, best friend, best friends, man's best friend, man's best friends, dog lover, dog lovers, dog, pet, animal person, animal people, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog owners, devotion, penthouses, penthouse suite, penthouse suites, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, apartment life, mankoff
"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"
"We rarely watch television. Most of our free time is devoted to sex."
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"Who ever thought patriotism could be so complicated?"
"Do you know where Noah kept the bees?" "In the ark hives?"
'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'
"The guy you replaced died of old age right there at his desk. He was only 36."
'Get used to it. The first ten minutes of each meeting is devoted to ancestor worship.'
Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'
'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'
"You're still the King of the Apes as far as I'm concerned."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, king of the apes, devotion, devoted, loyal, loyalty, loyalties, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man
'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'
'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'
Church Restoration Fund.
"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."
Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."