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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
Med Alert: Heart Condition, Diabetes, BP/Sugar Meds, Cantankerous.
'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'
'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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The Insul Inn: 'She's type 2. She's not my type.'
'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'
'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'
'As you can see, your wife left a few messages reminding you to check your blood sugar.'
"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."
'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'
"I don't understand Doc, he only eats the same as the rest of us..."
"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"
'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'
'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'
'I find you guilty of driving under the influence of high blood glucose.'
'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the diabetic association know about this?'
"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"
"Grandpa's old school. He likes his cell phones and insulin pumps BIG!"
Your reaction to all the dramatic holiday sale price drops. Your reaction after the sales rush and your blood sugar dramatically drops.
Diabetic pancreas celebrates Labor Day
"When they develop their own gravitational field it's a clear warning sign of getting type 2 diabetes."
"You care about the shadow, but I just came out here to order more test strips..."
Tags:groundhog day, groundhogs day, groundhog's day, groundhogs, groundhog, traditions, diabetes, diabetic supplies, health, medical, medicine, healthcare, health care, february, holiday, holidays, health conditions, myths, legends, superstition, weather, climate, winter, spring, seasons, meteorology, shadow, burrow, sun, cloud, folklore
Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'