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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'
'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
'Somehow, Jeffrey McCoy got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie'.'
"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, religiously, imagery, heaven, heavens, heavenly, diet, dietary, dietary restrictions, restriction, restrictions, lactose, lactose intolerance, intolerance, diabetes, diabetic, diabete, milk, milk allergy, honey, insulin, insulin spike, sugar, sugars, glucose, insulin response, angel, angels, afterlife, life after death, after-life, after life, halo, modern, modern life, modern world, eating, special requirements, requirements
'As you can see, your wife left a few messages reminding you to check your blood sugar.'
"It wasn't really insulin. You don't have diabetes yet. It was just a warning shot."
'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'
'Half the diabetics were given the new drug and responded well. The other half got a placebo and went into shock.'
"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"
Tags:doctor, dr. general practitioner, jawbone, check up, checkup, checkups, check ups, physicals, workout, workouts, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, physical, heart, health, healthy, heart attack, exercise, ill, sick, sickness, out of shape, lethargy, lethargic, gym, work out, medical, medicine, fat, pre-diabetic, diabetic, extra crispy
'I find you guilty of driving under the influence of high blood glucose.'
'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the diabetic association know about this?'
"Grandpa's old school. He likes his cell phones and insulin pumps BIG!"
Diabetic pancreas celebrates Labor Day
Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.
Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.
"I did before my blood sugars got whacky and it started sending me thumbs down emojis..."
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"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."
Tags:pre-diabetic, diabetic, diabetics, diabetes risk, diabetes risks, gp, gps, health care, healthcare, diabetes, health, doctor, doctor's office, sugar, blood work, fasting blood sugar, insulin, insulin resistant, health care, healthcare, bedside manner, test results, passing the buck, nutrition, obesity, health crisis, metabolic syndrome, unhealthy lifestyle, bedside-manner
"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."
"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."
Tags:cheap thrills, cheap thrill, diabetic, diabetics, diabetes, therapy, mental health, candy store, candy stores, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, adrenaline, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, thrill, thrills, sugar rush, temptation, temptations, risk taker, risk takers, risk taking
Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.
"No, it's not a purse, it's a European shoulder bag for my diabetes supplies... and my wallet and a couple of coupons."
While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .
"As his nanny she would have known about his diabetes and et she gave him spoonfuls, yes spoonfuls, of sugar."
Tags:diabetes, diabetic, diabetics, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crime, crimes, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, defence lawyer, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, spoonful, sugar, sugars, nanny, nannies, premeditated, premeditated murder, premeditated murders