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'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
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'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"The exhaustive analysis of our nation's predicament has arrived."
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"Rub this on everything."
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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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'...You've got no game.'
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'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
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'I'm concerned about the high levels of blood we found in your blood test.'
"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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"If we don't find anything wrong on these we'll take some more."
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
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"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
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"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
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I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'