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'Boy, you really are stuck! What do you do when this happens in a chimney?'
Tags:santa claus, christmas, christmas time, x-mas, x mas, xmas, holidays, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, mri, ct scans, radiology, radiologists, obesity, obese, overweight, health and fitness, overeating, medical, healthcare, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas
'Welcome to Jiffy Scan. Do you want crayons and coloring pages?'
Radiologists in therapy.
'Oh, so this wasn't a dictation typo for 'mammogram screening.' It actually is a mammogram screaming. Hmmm...'
Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.
"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."
Angela would go on to start a new meme sub-genre called 'meme-ograms.'
Tags:memes, internet images, internet memes, social media, mammograms, mammogram, women's health, breast exams, breast examinations, smartphones, cell phones, telecommunications, medical exams, exam room, patients, doctors, physicians, radiology, radiologists, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, x-rays, ct scans, cat scans, mri, x rays
Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.
'Is he second screening my screening?'
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
Tags:mr imaging, mri images, mri imaging, mri scanners, mri scan, mri scans, x-ray, x-rays, ct scans, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, art, artists, art painters, fine art painters, painting canvas, artist easel, craftsman, craftsmen, old equipment, outdated equipment, medical equipment, healthcare, health care, medical office, customer service, patients, patient records, slow processing, slow processing time, slow processing times, impatient, impatience
'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'
Tags:halloween, monster, holidays, monsters, frankenstein, ghosts, dracula, vampire, vampires, count dracula, diagnostic imaging, mri, mri scan, mri scans, x-ray, x-rays, xray, xrays, scanning, medical office, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical staff, customer service, problem patients, health care, healthcare
When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.
Tags:artificial intelligence, ai, a.i., robot, robots, robotics, automation, machines, machine learning, radiologist, medicine, radiology, radiologists, diagnostic imaging, diagnosis, rad, rads, rad tech, technology, healthcare, health care, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, lawsuits, sued, litigation, malpractice, complaints, patients, malpractice lawsuits
"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."
Tags:x-ray, x ray, x-rays, xray, xrays, radiologist, diagnostic imaging, radiology, radiologists, rads, rad tech, radiology technician, throwback thursday, medical history, history of medicine, medical advances, medical advancements, scary costumes, scary costumes, patient, patients, exam rooms, examination room, healthcare, health care
'All this cutting edge diagnostic imaging equipment and we still can't see through all of these new ACA requirements!'
'Which one do I get in?'
'We thought hiring a 'barium barista' would make patients a little more excited about their fluoroscopy exam.'
Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.
Tags:magic, magicians, magician, magic trick, magic tricks, cat scan, cat scans, entertainment, entertainers, night club acts, swordplay, swords, trick, tricks, magic tricks, medicine, health, health care, healthcare, patient, patients, ct scans, mri scans, diagnostic imaging, diagnostic scanning, diagnostic scanners, medical exams, medical examinations, mri scan, mri, mris, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, put at ease, puts at ease, putting at ease
'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'
Tags:radiology, radiologist, radiologists, teleradiologist, teleradiology, teleradiologists, telemedicine, medicine, medical, diagnostic imaging, medical conference, medical conferences, doctors, physicians, medical practice, medical practices, stay-at-home, stay at home, telecommute, telecommuting, work from home, work at home, lounging around, telecommutes
'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'
Tags:radiology, radiologists, radiologist, radiological, x-rays, x rays, diagnostic imaging, medical bills, medicine, health care, healthcare, office workers, medical billing, medical payment office, merchandising, branding, licensing, upsell, up selling, sales, upselling, marketing, customer service
'It came in just in time for Valentine's Day.'
"No, I'm just squeezing in a bit of work in between interruptions."
Tags:multitasking, multitask, multitasks, multi-tasking, multitasker, multitaskers, work interruptions, technology, pulled in all directions, medical, diagnostic imaging, radiology, radiologists, tech, rads, technicians, office work, overwhelmed, coming apart at the seams, technology overload, coworkers, overworked, overwork, workload, workloads
'You probably should cut back on the milk and cookies, Santa.'
"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."
Tags:diagnostic imaging, radiology, diagnostic image, radiologist, radiologists, rad, rads, rad tech, technicians, technician, nurse, hospital staff, trick, tricks, little trick, little tricks, medicine, medical, medical staff, internet trends, mannequin challenge, social media, trending, trend, trends, patients, patient care, workers, break room, nurse, doctor, doctors
'Well, that didn't go too badly, but I did have a brief rotisserie flashback.'
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, holidays, mri, diagnostic imaging, x-ray, x-rays, food, cooking, rotisserie, radiology, radiologist, radiologists, rad, rads, rad tech, techs, medical, healthcare, exam, exams, health, exams, screening, screenings, health screenings, food, america, nurse, nursing, hospital, rotisserie
"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."
Tags:new year's resolutions, new year's eve, new year's day, holidays, celebrations, health and fitness, healthcare, diagnostic imaging, radiology, radiologists, doctors, physicians, patients, mri, ct scans, body imaging, weight loss, self image, mris, magnetic resonance imaging, new year, new years, new years eve, new years day, doctor, doctors, hospital staff, hospital, hospitals