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"You have Floral-Pattern baldness."
Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.
'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'
"We can't cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled."
Hospital chart 'GTACT...'
'Now what seems to be the problem?'
"There are many questions, of course, that won't be answered till the autopsy."
"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."
'We've found the problem...'
'You have a Jazz disorder. Take these and call me in the morning.'
'It's just a mild hyperinsulism due to islet cell hyperplasia with a touch of hepatic insufficiency and glycogen depletion. In other words watch your diet.'
'Low T? How's the rest of my alphabet?'
'It doesn't look good, Bob!'
'I'm afraid you're a jerk, Mr. Weatherby.'
'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
Tunnel of Anxiety
"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."
'It's something so rare, Google doesn't know.'
'And if it's anthrax... Can I still eat whatever I like?'
Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.
'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'
'Of course, a full-body scan can be done more cheaply if you go through airport security.'
'We found your problem, you're allergic to bandages.'