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"We saved all your old diapers."
Tags:diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies, save, saves, saving, sentimental, sentiment, pack rat, pack rats, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, son, sons, attic, attics, nostalgia, nostalgic, gift, gifts, grown up, growing up, memento, mementos, dirty diaper, dirty diapers, inappropriate, health hazard, health hazards, unhealthy, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
Gifts for a cloned baby!
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"It's going to be a long trial. Wear a diaper."
'Ugh Not Again!'
'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'
Baby nappies are a toxic waste.
Comparison list of old age and youth.
"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
Tags:poop, poops, droppings, business, businessmen, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidental, pooped, number two, feces, crap, toilet, toilets, toilet humour, toilet humor, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, what happens here stays here, confidential, secret, secretive, poop joke, poop jokes, weird, embarrassed, embarrassing, accident, accidents, toilet trained, toilet training, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies
'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'
How's my walking?
Tags:baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, walk, walks, walking, walker, walkers, walked, nappy, nappies, diaper, diapers, hotline, hotlines, hot line, hot lines, rate, rates, rating, ratings, rated, lorry, lorries, truck, trucks, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, phone line, phone lines, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.
Rosemary's Baby Wipes
Tags:rosemary's baby, pandora's box, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, wipe, wipes, baby wipes, baby wipe, baby wipes, demon, demons, demonic, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, tie-in, tie-ins, movie tie-in, movie tie-ins, film tie-in, film tie-ins, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies
'Sure, he's got a few issues, but I really think I can change him.'
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."
Tags:baby, babies, diaper, diapers, tantrum, tantrums, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, diaper change, diaper changes, nappy change, nappy changes, nappy, nappies, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapy, therapist, therapists, patient, patients, emotional blackmail, emotional blackmails
"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."
Tags:market, markets, husband, husbands, sexist, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies, childcare, economy, adam smith, invisible hand, unseen hand, wife, wives, father, fathers, dad, dads, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, sexism, free market, arbitrage, married, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, unpaid labour, unpaid labor, housework, economics, economic, unhelpful, lazy
You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.
Changing the baby.
'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'
'They have one of those baby changing stations.'
'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'
"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."
Tags:cupid, cupids, cherbus, indecent exposures, diapers, bow-hunter, bow-hunters, valentines day, valentines, romance, romances, arrests, cherub, cherubim, valentine, valentine's, february 14, love, arrow, bow, bow and arrow, bowhunting, bowhunter, police, cop, cops, arrest, policemen, policeman, indecent exposure, diaper
"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."
'We exchanged our disposable income for disposable diapers.'
"Naturally, you would have to start at the bottom."