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'Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it. . .?'
"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."
Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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"Wow! You've really had the runs all night!"
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
A Taco Tuesday Tragedy
'I've got the trots.'
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'
Doctor meets the Spratts
'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'
"Business is awful – I just don't get it!"
'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'
"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."
Tags:shakespeare, hamlet, shakespeares plays, shakespeare's plays, yorick, alas poor yorick, vulture, vultures, scavenger, scavengers, performer, performers, actor, actors, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, diet, healthy eating, diarrhea, diarrhoea, bird of prey, birds of prey, predator, predators, carrion eater, carrion eaters, indigestion, bowl infection, bowl infections, shakespearean actor, shakespearean actors
"You must see someone about your problem."
Tags:upset tummy, upset tummies, diarrhea, diarrhoea, portable loo, portable loos, portable toilet, portable toilets, porta-potties, porta-potty, porta potties, porta potty, port-a-john, port-a-johns, port a john, port a johns, medical problem, medical problems, porta loo, porta loos, stomach problem, digestive problems, tummy problems
'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band.'
'I'm a victim of a cyber attack!'
"My gut tells me the whole business is in flux. Of course, that could just be because I have diarrhea..."
"Doing crosswords again?"
"More tea, Vicar?"
'My hubby has lost 5 stone, I wish I knew his secret.'
At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."