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"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."
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'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
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'Remember that teamwork means that everyone does what I say.'
"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."
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'Let me know if I'm going too fast.'
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"...We remain, sincerely yours...."
'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'
"Mr. S. Claus, North Pole. Dear Santa:"
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"The exchange rate is whatever you say it is."
"Carol, would you retweet that back to me?"
'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'
'I know I signed this memo, Miss Holcum... What I want to know is who wrote it?'
'In conclusion, it is mission-critical that we strategically focus on a go-forward plan that is both pro active and goal-centric. Love, Bob.'
"Keep talking...this is comedy gold!"
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'Letters, letters, letters - why can't you learn to text?'
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"Yours faithfully....P.S. Please excuse spelling and punctuation."
"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."
'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'
'Do you want me to leave in the 'LOL' after, 'Honesty is the best policy'?'
Are you sure you want an exclamation mark? Nobody's surprised at anything you say anymore.
Management vs. Secretaries Scrabble Tournament
Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.