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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'
"As your coach, I try not to have any preconceptions about you, you self-righteous, dictatorial scumbag."
"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."
'Hey, you'd better not be drawing me!'
"I'm entitled to boss you around, Harris - I am your boss."
"I can't tell you where the religious section is because I'm an atheist."
'I agree with the government.'
I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.
Rollo graduated as an A-student from the dog obedience school - "Time for a few changes around here!"
'History repeats itself...'
Bill nearly makes it out of the house before being hit by a surprise attack of news cycle whiplash.