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"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"
Tags:cia, ias, cia agent, cia agents, assassinate, assassinates, assassinating, assassination, assassinations, decoy, decoys, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, dictator, dictators, coups, coups, military coup, accident, accidents, spy, spies, spying, double agent, double agents, spy game, spy games, spook, spooks, latin america
"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
Tags:snl, comedian, comedians, comedy show, comedy shows, donald trump, president trump, comedy sketch, comedy sketches, trump administration, us politics, american politics, guillotine, guillotines, execution, executions, dictator, dictators, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants, free speech, free press, independent press
"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'
Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.
"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
Tags:wizard, wizards, merlin, magician, magicians, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, king, kings, royal, royals, royality, government, governments, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, inexperience, inexperienced, unemployment, unemployment issues, unemployment crisis, shape shifting, shape shifter, shape shifter, shape-shifting, shape-shifter, shape-shifters, unqualified, under-qualified, under qualified, bad leadership, reshuffles, reshuffle cabinet reshuffle, cabinet reshuffles, reshuffling, cabinet reshuffling
"Don't make the same mistake as Saddam Hussein, Ellen."
Tags:general, us general, us generals, saddam hussein, iraq, iraq war, dictator, dictators, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argument, arguments, argue, argues, long suffering, long suffering wife, long suffering wives, tiff, tiffs, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, mistake, mistakes, same mistake, same mistakes
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
Tags:royalty, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, confidence, crown, crowns, confident, confidence, self-confidence, self-confident, self-esteem, esteem, esteemed, king, kings, boost, boosts, bow, bows, bowing, scrape, scrapes, scraping, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, dictator, dictators, dictatorship
Coming Soon: Madonna in "Imelda".
"I've never been a people pleaser."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, people pleaser, people pleasers, social compliance, socially complaint, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, out of touch, dictator, dictators, bad leader, bad leaders, poverty gap, peasant, peasants
"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"
Tags:vladimir, putin, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, commander-in-chief, comrade, comrades, collude, colludes, colluding, collusion, collusions, authoritarian, authoritarians, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, diplomacy, foreign relations, lapdog, lapdogs, lap-dog, foreign influence, russia, russian influence
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
Tags:wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart aleks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
The Emperor's Newspaper
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, fake news, news, news story, news stories, flatter, flatters, flattering, good news, emperor, emperors, dictator, dictators, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, authority figure, authority figures, propaganda, yes man, yes men, cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, lackey, lackeys, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, children's story, children's stories
"So you'll tell me what I need to know when I need to know it?"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, politician, politicians, general public, the general public, peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, oppression, oppressor, oppressors, freedom of information, mislead, misleading, corrupt, corruption, corrupt government, corrupt governments, government corruption
Donald Trump in a tank
Donald Trump - The Tsar
"Sometimes I just want to curl up with a good book and burn it."
"Now go to the comment box under your picture and type, 'No matter what you've been hearing, I'm really a very nice person.' "
Tags:dictator, dictators, military dictator, military dictators, social media, public relations, pr, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, politician, politicians, junta, juntas, coup, coups, brutal, brutality, reputation, reputations, image consultant, image consultants, damage control, cliche, cliches, cliched, defensive
Dancing with the Tsars
"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
Tags:fear, fears, feared, king, kings, tyrant, tyrants, love, loves, loved, needy, neediness, funny, reputation, reputations, concern, concerns, concerned, paranoid, paranoia, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, thin-skinned, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, reign, reigns, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, popular, popularity, popularity contest, politician, politicians
A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.
'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
Tags:army, armies, command, commander, commanders, commanding, commands, commanded, commanding officer, commanding officers, co, dictate, dictated, dictates, dictatorship, dictator, dictators, letter, letters, post, posting, posts, posted, boss, bossy, bossing, bosses, bossed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys