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"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
Tags:wizard, wizards, merlin, magician, magicians, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, king, kings, royal, royals, royality, government, governments, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, inexperience, inexperienced, unemployment, unemployment issues, unemployment crisis, shape shifting, shape shifter, shape shifter, shape-shifting, shape-shifter, shape-shifters, unqualified, under-qualified, under qualified, bad leadership, reshuffles, reshuffle cabinet reshuffle, cabinet reshuffles, reshuffling, cabinet reshuffling
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
Tags:royalty, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, confidence, crown, crowns, confident, confidence, self-confidence, self-confident, self-esteem, esteem, esteemed, king, kings, boost, boosts, bow, bows, bowing, scrape, scrapes, scraping, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, dictator, dictators, dictatorship
Coming Soon: Madonna in "Imelda".
"As long as democracy depends on a well-informed public, we're O.K."
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
Tags:wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart aleks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"
Tags:vladimir, putin, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, commander-in-chief, comrade, comrades, collude, colludes, colluding, collusion, collusions, authoritarian, authoritarians, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, diplomacy, foreign relations, lapdog, lapdogs, lap-dog, foreign influence, russia, russian influence
"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."
Tags:king, kings, royalty, royal, royals, sanction, sanctions, sanctioned, failed economy, failing economy, crimes against humanity, stubborn, stubbornness, determined, determination, penalty, penalties, punishments, international sanction, international sanctions, multilateral agreement, multilateral agreements, diplomacy, diplomatic, dictatorship, dictatorships
Donald Trump in a tank
"So you'll tell me what I need to know when I need to know it?"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, politician, politicians, general public, the general public, peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, oppression, oppressor, oppressors, freedom of information, mislead, misleading, corrupt, corruption, corrupt government, corrupt governments, government corruption
"Sometimes I just want to curl up with a good book and burn it."
Donald Trump - The Tsar
Dancing with the Tsars
'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
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"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
Tags:fear, fears, feared, king, kings, tyrant, tyrants, love, loves, loved, needy, neediness, funny, reputation, reputations, concern, concerns, concerned, paranoid, paranoia, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, thin-skinned, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, reign, reigns, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, popular, popularity, popularity contest, politician, politicians
"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
Tags:boss, bosses, horrible boss, horrible bosses, manager, managers, ogre, ogres, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, nemesis, nemeses, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, pass, passes, pass away, passing away, die, dies, dying, enemy, enemies, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, corporate ladder, resent, resents, resentment, corporate culture
A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back
Tags:military, military leader, military leaders, general, generals, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, taking over the world, take over the world, world domination, conquest, conquering, conquer, conquers, world map, map, maps, atlas, map, pin, pins, map pin, map pins, pin in a map, pins in maps, killed, kill, kills, dead, death, stab, stabbed
'I have suddenly realised I really like President Assad!'
"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."
Tags:taskmaster, taskmasters, boss, bosses, executive, executives, manager, managers, office manager, office managers, throw your weight around, throwing your weight around, corporate ladder, corporate hierarchy, hierarchy, hierarchies, morning, mornings, start off the day, starting off the day, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, refresh, refreshes, refreshing, invigorate, invigorates, invigorating
"That is a good thing- I don't have to explain myself either,"
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, accountable, accountability, responsible, responsibility, irresponsible, irresponsibility, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, authoritarian, authoritarian government, authoritarian governments, privilege, privileges, privilege, oppressor, oppressors, politician, politicians
"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.
Tags:family, families, power, powerful, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, power-hungry, boss, bosses, corporate mentality, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, cruel, unfair, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, family time, free time, overworked, underpaid, working hours, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, inhumane, inhumanity, work-life balance
Tags:comedy, comedian, comedians, comic, stand up comedian, stand up comic, stand-up, joke telling, joke teller, punchline, punchlines, dictators, dictator, dictatorship, audience, audiences, climate change, global warming, humid, humidity, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, communist, communism, authoritarian, authoritarianism, comedy club
'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'