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'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'
'Well, there's something you don't see every day'
"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."
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The newspaper says that dinosaurs went extinct some 225 million years ago! Just like real me!
"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
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"Leap frog! It's the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it could signal the extinction of porcupines. Find out why...after the break!"
"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."
'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'
'My main fear is that we'll become extinct before we're discovered.'
'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'
Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.
'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'
They reached an evolutionary dead end.
'Oh, I can be cold blooded.'
Why bees are disappearing...
Dinosaur gamer - "Dude, we thought you were extinct!"
'T.Radfield Burke, chemist, is the only person in all of science who does not have a theory about the extinction of the dinosaurs.'
'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'
'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'
A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.
Back in the carboniferous era...
It's from Hillary Clinton. We didn't floss regularly, so now we're going to be extinct.
'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction,'
'Those warm-blooded things will never last -- they're too hyperactive.'
'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'