Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
'I wish I had learned more trivia.'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
Tags:relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff
"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
Tags:grieving, grief, sad, saddened, saddening, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, family, families, death, deaths, died, dies, bereavement, bereavements, loss, losing, legal action, legal, law, laws, announce, announcement, press release, charge, prosecute, trial, bring to trial, honest, honesty, realistic, compensation, damages
"Marty's back. He says he couldn't find anybody to schmooze with."
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, died, angel, angels, soul, souls, departed soul, departed souls, schmooze, schmoozed, schmoozes, schmoozing, not friends, lonely, loneliness, alone, depressed, depress, depressing, chat, chats, chatting, chatted, talk, talks, talking, friendless, outcast, foresaken
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
Tags:frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"I put in for reincarnation, but they said if you don't know computers forget it."
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, died, dying, departed soul, departed souls, angel, angels, the dead, reincarnation, reincarnate, reincarnates, reincarnated, reincarnating, reborn, rebirth, computer, computers, knowledge, request, requests, requesting, requested, request denied, deny, denied, denies, denying, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, computer whizz, computer knowledge, computer engineer, computer engineers, computer engineering, computers, computer, know-how
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
Tags:effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts
Monuments 'n' Stuff
Tags:storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times
'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'
"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
In the houseplant cemetery.
Tags:houseplant, houseplants, cemetery, green thumb, green thumbs, keep alive, keeps alive, keeping alive, plant, plants, graveyard, graveyards, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, kill houseplants, killing houseplants, murder, murders, murdering, greenery, fake plant, fake plants, fake houseplant, fake houseplants, old age, die, dies, dying, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
G. Reaper started following you.
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, dying, died, social media, online profile, online profiles, social media profiles, grim reaper, grim reapers, follow, follows, following, followed, followers, death is inevitable, cannot escape death, escaping death, escapes death, escaped death, escape death, modern world, modern times, modern era, modern day and age, notifies, notification, notifications
Fall Fashion Preview
It is what it is
Tags:donald trump, trump, president trump, president donald trump, the donald, coronavirus, covid, corona, covid-19, virus, covid 19, viruses, pandemic, pandemics, interview, interviews, death, deaths, die, dies, dying, died, dead, covid cases, interviewing, interviewee, interview, journalism, journalist, journalists
"I really don't think we need any more pets."
"No, you die first."
Tags:dead, death, dying, die, dies, died, love, loving, romance, romantic, play on words, word play, word-play, deathbed, death bed, last words, last word, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, lovey dovey, lovey-dovey, gushing, gush, girl, girly, twist, twists, twisted, date, dates, dating, things we do for love, doomed love, extreme, extreme feelings, no you, no you hang up