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'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'
'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."
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"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
Tags:recipe, recipes, ingredient, ingredients, foodie, foodies, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, bourbon cake, bourbon cakes, cake, cakes, baking, home baking, home-baking, baker, bakers, cake recipe, cake recipes, rum-bourbon cake, rum-bourbon cakes, low fat, low-fat, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
Tags:whale, whales, whaling, whaler, whalers, whaled, fat, fatness, fatter, fattening, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weigh, scale, scaled, proportional, proportion, new year new me, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, resolutions, new year's resolutions, nye, diet, dieting, crash diet, crash dieting, extreme diet, extreme diets, perspective, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, christmas weight
"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."
Tags:food, gluten, gluten-intolerance, gluten intolerance, gluten allergy, allergy, allergies, allergic, allergic to gluten, wheat allergy, wheat-intolerance, wheat intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten-intolerant, wheat intolerant, wheat-intolerant, celiac, celiac disease, celiacs, avoiding gluten, diet, dietary issues, dietary requirements, dietary requirement, dietary needs, safe, safety, food safety, ignorant, necessary, uninformed, ill-informed, trend, trends, food trend, food trends, trendy, fad, fads, dietary choice, dietary choices
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Tags:man, men, fitness, out-of-shape, out of shape, wide, widening, wider, fat, gaining weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, eating habits, diet, diets, unhealthy, health, lack of exercise, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, modern life, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, bored, boredom, work from home, working from home
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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"I want you to be more health conscious. Steal a vegetarian's lunch."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, toxic masculinity, fathers and sons, diet, diets, dieting, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, school dinner, school dinners, theft, petty theft, bully, bullies, bullying
"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!
"One slice—hold the bread."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza place, pizza parlor, pizza parlour, parlor, parlour, italian, italians, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, women, woman, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates
"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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Classic Koala. Diet Koala.
'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'
"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!
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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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