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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
"I'll have his gluten."
We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions
'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'
Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'
"It's a plate of celery."
"I'll bet it's the last time he volunteers to organise the office Christmas dinner!"
"Managing the budget is a doodle compared to organising the staff Christmas dinner!"
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"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"
"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."
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"I'll have the creamed corn, hold the corn."
"I know it's a challenge but it needs your input...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!"
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'Still it can't be any worse than last year, I never thought we'd have to suffer a 'traditional lacto-vegan' Christmas dinner.'
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'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'
"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."
Investments: Welcome Vegans! As about our '100% Plant-Based Commodities Fund.'
"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."
The Food Free Food Aisle
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"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."
An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.
"Sure hope it's gluten free."
"But no onions on his...gives me gas."
'Our computers are 100% gluten-free.'
"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."