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'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'
Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction
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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'
New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.
'The nurse says I'm morbidly obese... So what are you going to do about it.'
'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'
'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'
PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'
'And I want a load of those statins I read about that let you eat as many fatburgers as you like without getting a heart attack.'
"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"Oh, sure, I love Bruce and all. But we have conflicting diets."
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
THe Older You Get The More You Look Like Your Birthday Cake.