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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'
'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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Gentrification of the Fridge.
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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
Popeye Switches to Kale.
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Sugar free gum.
Northeast Diet Center.
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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'The nurse says I'm morbidly obese... So what are you going to do about it.'
'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
Tags:the walrus and the carpenter, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, poem, poems, poetry, shellfish, high cholesterol, blood pressure, high blood pressure, medication, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dietiticians, healthy life, healthy living, gadfly, gadflies
PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'
"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.
'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'
'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'