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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'
'And I want a load of those statins I read about that let you eat as many fatburgers as you like without getting a heart attack.'
"I can't emphasize enough the importance of a good breakfast."
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"
'This looks good. The first ingredient is calories.'
"Where do you get your protein?"
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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"
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'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'
"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
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An apple a day.
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"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
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"You've got to lose some weight!"
"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"
"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
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"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."
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"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."