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410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.
'It's very important to have balanced diet.'
'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'
Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'
Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.
'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'
'Sorry, no carbs.'
'You probably think I've got a nerve putting you on a diet!'
'You're going to go on a diet.'
The Pillsbury doughboy is attacked by a platoon of carbophobics.
'I'm putting you on my own personal diet.'
'The first thing you'll have to give up is 'food for thought'.'
Easy to follow diet plan.
Try to cut down on your salt intake.
Fred discovers steaming his toast isn't quite part of his 'healthy lifestyle'.
'I don't undersatnd Doc...the thing is I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive!'
'Electronic fuel injection. No carbs.'
'I think we can take you off the all-fish diet now, Mr Isbister.'
Doris leads a weight watchers hate section.
The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram.
"Henry, you are half the man you used to be."
"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."
"It's a liquid diet. Every time I think of food, I dunk myself."
"Are we agreed, then, that Muffy needs a diet?"
'Can you tell I lost five pounds'