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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
"You the A****e who ordered the blackened redfish?"
Tags:blackened redfish, cajun blackened refish, cuisine, cuisines, burn, burns, restaurant, restaurants, cajun cuisine, cajun restaurant, seafood, fish, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, eating out, order, orders, food order, food orders, menu, menus, difficult customer, difficult customers, waiter, waiters, server, servers
"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, perfume counter, perfume counters, beautician, beauticians, competition, competitions, contest, contests, semifinals, semi-finals, elimination, process of elimination, decision making, difficult decision, difficult decisions, difficult customer, difficult customers
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"
"Don't tell him anything."
Tags:waiter, waiters, paranoid, paranoia, suspicious, suspicion, dining, dinner, diner, fine dining, dinner, food, foodie, restaurant, restaurant, hostage, hostages, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, interrogated, questioning, questioned, my lips are sealed, lips are sealed, couple, couples, date night, dating, service industry, difficult, difficult customer, difficult customers, customers, customer, customer service
"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."
'The key to customer service is staying one step ahead of the customer. Especially if he's irate.'
"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
Tags:online shopping, internet shopping, online retailer, online retailers, internet retailer, internet retailers, flood, floods, natural disaster, natural disasters, flooding, extreme weather, delivery speed, delivery speeds, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer service, customer services
"I demand to speak with the manager!"
"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests
"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."
"I am haunted by the idea that the basic axioms on which the arithmetic is based may invalidate these computations."
Tags:the bill, paying the bill, eating out, dining out, restaurant, customer, customers, bad customer, bad customers, mathematician, mathematicians, contradiction, contradictions, difficult customer, difficult customers, overthink, overthinking, overthinker, overthinkers, over think, over thinker, over thinkers, contest, dispute, disputing, being difficult
"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"
"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."
Tags:eggs, fried eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, chicken, fowl, customer, restaurant, cafe, bistro, eating out, meal, breakfast, laying, complaint, table, lunch, lunchtime, egg, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, intimidation, chickens, farm, farms, breakfasts, difficult customer, difficult customers
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
Tags:ducks in a row, organized, organised, disorganized, disorganised, chaos, chaotic, organizational skill, organisational skills, haphazard, duck, ducks, pet, pets, idiom, idioms, idiomatic expression, idiomatic expressions, restaurant etiquette, difficult customer, difficult customers, waiter, waiters, server, servers
"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
Tags:salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales, no solicitors, solicitor, solicitors, broken nose, broken noses, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, door-to-door sales, door-to-door salesmen, door to door salesmen, door to door sales, difficult customer, difficult customers
"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, flight, flights, flight time, flight times, paris, london, rome, vacation, vacations, vacationing, plan, plans, plans, dream vacation, dream vacation, middle age, middle aged, tourist, tourists, tourism, impatient, impatience, patience, greedy, greedy, entitled, entitlement, customer, customers, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, travel time, travel times
"First, though, we'll be boarding all our bald business travellers who've been asking a ton of interesting questions for the past forty-five minutes."
Tags:business travel, business travels, business traveller, business travellers, boarding process, boarding processes, boarding pass, boarding passes, airport, airports, air travel, airline, air lines, irritating customer, difficult customer, difficult customers, irritating customers, traveller, travellers, bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."
Reasons for Return...
Tags:returns policy, returns policies, return, returns, warranty, warranties, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, receipt, receipts, online shopping, online shop, online shops, internet shop, internet shops, internet shopping, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, customer services
"Maybe next time you should pay the bill BEFORE you tell them you're giving the place a lousy online review!"
Tags:difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, customer, customer service, customer services, online review, online reviews, restaurant review, restaurant reviews, food review, food reviews, waiter, waiters, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers, bad review, bad reviews, food critic, food critics
"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"
Tags:customer care, customer service, customer services, call center, call centers, call centre, call centre, marketing, sales, helpline, customer feedback, customer experience, customer, customers, help line, help lines, call line, call lines, job dissatisfaction, difficult customer, difficult customers
"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
Tags:perfume, perfumes, fragrance, fragrances, perfume counter, perfume counters, customer, customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, service, difficult request, difficult requests, request, requests, buying perfume, romance, romantic, gift, gifts, present, presents, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, immigration, marriage of convenience, marriages of convenience, green card marriage, green card marriages, sanctuary city, sanctuary cities, immigration law, sham marriage, sham marriages, illegal immigration, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal, illegals, taking advantage
"I would suggest starting off with a nice tall, chilled glass of shut up juice."
Tags:bad manners, ill mannered, bad mannered, rude, rudeness, difficult customer, difficult customers, rude manners, table manners, customer service, customer services, hard to please, impossible to please, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant staff, waiter, waiters, order, orders, recommendations