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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
'What is it?'
"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
Tags:dig, digs, digging, digger, diggers, construction, road construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, road repair, road repairs, traffic, heavy traffic, new york, new york city, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, road hazard, road hazards, hazard, hazards, sewer, sewers, sewer pipeline, sewer pipelines, congestion
"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."
"Baby! Come look at this huge brick of drug money the kids found washed up on the beach!"
'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
Tags:watch, watches, timepiece, timepieces, clock, clocks, timex, timex, mayan, mayans, timekeeping, found, find, finds, finding, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, dig, digs, digging, dug, historian, historians, mistake, mistaken, mistook, misunderstood, misunderstand, idiot, idiocythe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Don't worry Liz, this is a big city – you'll meet another idiot."
"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"
'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'
'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'
'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'
'This day is just going from bad to worse!'
Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
Tags:animal, animals, squirrel, squirrels, pirate, pirates, dig, digging, hole, holes, search, searching, buried, bury, treasure, buried treasure, x marks the spot, x-marks-the-spot, map, maps, treasure map, treasure maps, hunting, hunt, searching, search, looking, look, captain, captains, eye patch, eye patches, peg leg, peg legs, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, park, parks, hook, hooks, strange, unusual
"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."
Tags:iron age, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeolgy, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, dig, digs, archaeological, archeological, site, location, archaeology, relic, treasures, iron, irons, relics, pottery, finds, treasure, ironing board, scientist, science, dig, excavate, excavation, ironing boards, excavations, excavating, excavate
"These Romans must've been very clumsy - all their pottery is in pieces..."
'Well..? Those flowerbeds won't destroy themselves.'
Tags:flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower, gardens, gardener, gardeners, flowers, garden, gardening, dog, dogs, canine, activity, activities, just doggy thing, dig, digging, dig up, destruction, destroy, nag, nagging, husband, wife, marriage, married, armchair, newspaper, chores, lazy, lazing, lazing around, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, laziness, lazy husband, lazy husbands
Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.
"I'm still trying to find my niche."
"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
Tags:ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, bury, buries, dig, digging, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, promise, promises, relax, relaxing, relaxation, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'
Right Way: Digging yourself out of a hole.
"Now would be a good time to start digging the tunnel."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, dig, digs, digging, tunnel, tunnels, tunnelling, lose, loses, losing, bad outcome, bad outcomes, convict, convicted, sentence, sentencing, begin, begins, beginning, advice, advising, attorney, attorneys, meeting, meetings, attorney-client privilege
'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'