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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
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'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'
'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'
'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'
'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'
'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'
"My dad told me about the birds and bees. Phew! Talk about your fake news!"
"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"
Snake party games
Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."
'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'
Tags:snake, snakes, in the middle of something, leave me alone, alone time, bother, bothering, bothers, bothered, hiss, eat, eaten, eats, eating, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, dont bother me, dont bother, digest, digesting, digested, digests, annoy, annoying, annoyed, annoys, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh boy, I ate too much! I need to find a few pebbles to ingest..."
Snake eats golfer.
What Young Snakes do after Eating Two Pizzas
'I'm a victim of a cyber attack!'
'It's about time you got jets installed!'
Irritable Bowl Syndrome
'Now that we've eaten your resume, Mr. Dellingham, we'll ask you to step outside until we've had a chance to digest it.'
'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'
'You have trouble digesting? - THAT'S hard to believe.'
Now I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.
'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'
'No olive, Joe... I'm having trouble with my digestion.'
'You reach an age where shredded homework is a lot easier to digest.'
'I find people take longer to digest these days.'