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'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'
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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
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'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
"I ate all the wrong things today."
"I need something to get rid of gas."
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'For Pete's sake, we don't use the term 'bacteria' anymore! It's 'probiotic.''
High Fructose Rain
'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'
'Does this policy cover heartburn?'
'Was that you?'
'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
'I've got acid indigestion.'
'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'
Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."
'Your digestive problems are caused by parasites called 'giardia' and my high fee is caused my parasites called 'malpractice lawyers'.'
'Don't eat so fast.' - 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'
'Dude, it's been four hours since the frenzy and you're still burping that stuff up? That regurgitated rubber smell from those paddles is downright nasty!'
"But Holmes how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?" "Alimentary my dear Watson."
'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'
"The birthday cake gave me terrible heartburn."
'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'
'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'
"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
"Large coffee and three bran muffins...hopefully to go!"