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"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."
'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'
'Don't eat so fast.' - 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'
'I've got the trots.'
Snake party games
'I'm a victim of a cyber attack!'
"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"
"Babysitting him will be easy: He's just been fed and will be lethargic..."
'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'
'No buns of steel, but he does have a cast iron gut!'
'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'
After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.
Never exceed the stated dose of laxatives.
A Snake quickly realising he is now unable to exit a Birdcage after having swallowed a pet Bird.
'Looks like tossed salad.'
'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'